General Conditions - Amusing Revenge
Send-Shit operates from Germany, selling its amazing gifts anonymously through normal postal services. 
We sell horse manure, as a matter of fact, the finest among domestic animals, als well as cow pats - mostly a bit slurry - and elephant dumplings. For marketing purposes we may name it differently, e.g. "shit."
Delay: Two days after reception of payment our amusing revenge will be on its way to your victim. Normally we ship the very same day.
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Delivery Time: About 1-5 days in Germany, 4-7 days in Europe, 7-14 days outside Europe. The Sudan and North Corea take longer, it seems. We do not know why. Shipments are made on all working days.
Privacy: We strictly observe personal data of both customers and recipients. No data are sold or shared in any way. Our service is 100 per cent reliable.
Package: The recipient receives a package of manure, mixed with bits of straw as from the dung heap. We prefer to indicate the volume, because weight changes with weather conditions. As a matter of fact the Clearbox package, for example, may have up to 500 gr or 18 oz.
The box may have a sticker with your "greetings" (optional) and will be in a normal cardboard box as from the post office. You may however opt for a fine deco cardboard box for a trifle more.
A delivery slip with the recipient´s address will show on the package. In case a sender address is required it will be fictitious. We do not include any advertising material, such as flyers or brochures. Conclusion: There is not trace of you, our customer.
Guarantee: In case of discontent we oblige ourselves to refund the price of the article your ordered. You only have to send it back at your costs. Has a gift been ordered but not yet sent, we give you credit for a another gift and for half a year up to the original price. Differences are forfeited, if the new item is cheaper or have to be paid, if more expensive.
Customs: For packages outside Europe a customs declaration is demanded. So we declare the content as a gift worth €3. There will be no costs for you.
By ordering you agree to use our service as a humorous gag gift. Send-Shit´s liability is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this website agree to release Send-Shit of any and all liability associated with the use of its services, including "subita morte", the sudden death of your victim. On the other hand we do not ask for any additional fee.
Shipping abroad: Shipments will usually go directly to the recipient. All international shipments will show a false sender.
If there is any doubt about the intended purpose of the order as a humorous gift, your gift will be sent to you in an outer packaging, ready for shipping.
Shipment tracking: The delivery service is the postal service or DHL. If the carrier says the shipment cannot be delivered, it is lost, because it cannot be returned due to the lack of a return address or the use of a fictitious return address. Resending the shipment is pointless, because it is unclear whether the recipient could be reached.
We offer: a replacement shipment to the customer, who then arranges for onward shipping themselves, or a credit note for an order within six months up to the same value. If the value is less than six months, the difference will be forfeited.
Cancellation / Withdrawal: I agree and expressly request that Send-Shit ship the ordered goods. I am aware that by submitting the order, I lose my right of cancellation, as the goods are not suitable for return use of another customer for reasons of health protection or hygiene. Due to the nature of the goods, mold, gas, and strong odors can develop within a short time.
In other words: The buyer has no right of withdrawal. If the shipment is packed, we will not ship it however. There is no right to a refund of the purchase price, though, as the package cannot be reused for other customers and is lost (goods, postage, stickers, etc.). However, we offer offsetting the purchase price against a new order within six months, up to the amount of the original price.
Even if you consented to shipping when placing the order despite a notice that your right of cancellation was not applicable, Send-Shit is obligated to inform the customer of this.
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