€9,90 incl. VAT (Tax)

Revenge Shit for your Enemies 

A gorgeous and strong revenge gift for all your beloved who did you wrong as well as all pests around you. Lovely Revenge Shit from Send-Shit
Pay back, for what they have done to you, give them one in the eye. Our Revenge Shit is an excellent answer to all injustice and wrongdoings in life.

Wonderful Revenge Gift for Enemies and Friends

Our universal presents fit on all occasions and provide revenge for all malices that may occur. And there are quite a few. The revenge shit punishes mobbing, machinations and scheming, rumours, fraud, rent increases, bad marks and so forth. Not to forget the ex, colleagues and workmates, neighbours, bosses, politicians, witches, sorcerers, plain idiots and morons and many others who get on your wick or do you wrong. It´s just endless ....

Our charming small biological bombs come along in various models and wrappings and allow a fine tuned counter-strike according to the gravity of harm inflicted on you. They are of outstanding quality, ecological and biodegradable.

Professional Avenger

We have been the first in the "revenge business" through our German site since 2010, and made quite a few customers happy and their victims unhappy for a while. Other than most copycats we clearly show our full address including the phone number on the imprint, so that customers know, where they send their money to. Or would your prefer sending it to an anonymous?
So now, better don´t get mad, get even, keep your countenance, organise your revenge-defence in cold blood with us, a professional avenger: It´s time to get even, go ahead!

Dispatch flatrate on top of all prices: 4 €, about 4,60 $ or 4,50 £

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Standard Revenge Shit - Crowned Octagon

The cheapest solution for a very social price, affordable even for students, the poor, anyone on the dole or those skinning flints. Nicely wrapped in a sober, elegant box in the form of an octagon, topped by a litte crown. Pure and simple and a fine fine for lesser misdeeds which happen: A birthday, which had been forgotten, a date, a stupid remark, small offences in everyday life. After all, nothing of importance. A funny gift that will bring joy to those who fling it, as well as to those who are hit by it, of course. The latter will hopefully gain insight into their misconduct, pray for forgiveness - "mea culpa, mea culpa" and the lot, or fall on their knees towards Mekka - and abstain from further misdoings. Maybe they will even ask for pardon. Wouldn´t this be great? As you see: The Octagon is a sweet fine for petty stuff and a good laugh.
May contain squibbely, terrified bugs and beetles on and off, which only want one thing: Get out. No extra charge.
The present is neither strong enough for mothers-in-law though, nor suitable in case of hormonal tribulations and misleads of your partner or other persons of bad character. In those cases the next gift version should be considered.

9,90 €

 

Further Models

White Varnished Box with Bow ... and Love Great Revenge Shit in a nice box

Whoever wishes to spend a bit more should snatch this wonderful white box with a red ribbon. This is also valid for those who fear to be outed as a miser on picking the cheapest gift, the Octagon. Shame on Scrooges! After all you only take you revenge once on your victim.
The contrast between the joyful expectation of the recipient and the down-to-earth greetings from the country will be overwhelming. Your enemy is likely to face a psychological and emotional breakdown. But so what? If that stupid git has deserved it ...
In any case: The smelly gift from our dung heap must be applied lest the misdoings continue. Just picturing yourself the reaction of the scoundrel will already be very rewarding, produce happy hormones on your side and a bad week on that of your victim. Good in case of broken promises, deep deception, heartbreak and so forth ... May contain traces of Yersinia pestis. No - no clemency: Biological warfare is the answer to unfair treatment and injustice by all these creeps and nuisances around you. Let justice be done !

15,90 €

 

Clearbox for Clear Sight

One litre or a quart of a gallon of impressive revenge shit will punish all serious crimes. Fine Revenge Shit in a Clearbox
For your next victims, please find here some outstanding, smelly - yes even stinky - horse or road apples as in the days of old, imbedded in a bowl of noble plastic in the Bauhaus-Design. On top a wonderful, baroque crown again, in order to smooth its sober effect. The box appears to be rather minimalistic but is bound to intrigue you by the purity of its form and its clear features.
It is great for everyone, who does not play a role in your life (any more), and who should not be honoured by extravagant luxury and expenditure. No, to the hell with that bastard!
Application: Swindle, fraud and cheating, rumours, mobbing, side affairs, refused bank loans etc. As to adverse reactions and side effects on your victim´s soul and body stemming from this earthly, rural gift, ask your doctor or pharmacist. After all it may contain some unhappy squirming worms, trying to escape. Some cases of "subita morte", sudden death, have been reported. No, not of the worms - the victims !
Someone in life has overstepped a red line, so here´s the tit-for-tat response to soothe your soul.

12,50 €

 

Gold Ribbon Tin - A Real TreatHorse Shit in Luxury Tin

All those who wish to regale their enemies or friends with a top present may choose this extravagant tin. What could be more rewarding than flinging this biological, sustainable weapon at the numb skulls or these numbskulls? The tin is made of precious tin foil, varnished by hand with bright white enamel and has won many awards worldwide. No child labour! Only adults!
Loving care has been taken to add a golden ribbon bound to a bow. This revenge gift is an artistic masterpiece, pure poesy so to say, containing nearly about one litre or a quart of a gallon of spicey surpise from the country. Free of lactose, but may contain traces of cholera apart from your maledictions or spells, which you could send us for inclusion.
The shock from the stables may be striking, cut all further misdoings and even mean the end of your enemy if stricken by this celestial stroke*. Wouldn´t this be fine? Let justice reign - go ahead ! Send this wonderful tin to make you happy.
Whole Foods in the US as well as Tesco in the UK have been contacted for distribution of our unique organic gifts. Exciting prospects ...

17,50 €

 

Mushy Cowpat in a Lucky Ladybird Cow Pat - Revenge Shit in a Lucky Ladybird

A great but rather slurry surprise. This Ladybug smiles innocently. Actually it is quite devilish, for it is stuffed with lovely pulp of the horned friends of our horses in the stables next to theirs.
Many customers have expressed a need for something mushy, which would preferably besmirch their victims. A box splattering its content on openening all over their clothes, humilate and put them to shame - yes best explode, set fire on them and send them to hell, where they belong. Well, we did our best and created this lovely Ladybug.
Cowpatties are usually full of life: Flies, maggots, grubs, lacewings, weevils and wriggling worms - whatever you want. And again: We do not ask for a surplus charge. And don´t forget: Cow dung contains loads of methane, so if you joined your worst curses to be included in the packet our joint effort may help to let the whole thing burst up.
The lucky devil will be furious, if not destroyed, and the generous donor will enjoy a wonderful week and find his or her peace of mind. Howssat?

22,90 €

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Decorative Box

To embellish your poisioned gift you may consider brushing it up with a decorative cardbox as at the side. The revenge shit ennobles your vengeance, creates joy and curiosity and will give all articles a finishing glossy touch. It is also likely to prove your generosity and enhance your satisfaction. 
Don´t forget: An occasional visit here will ensure your emotional balance, bring bliss, good luck and keep you happy. 

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Horse Shit in lovely decorative cardboard box