Revenge is Sweet  ̶  Send Shit !

Send that bastard crap!
Wonderful object lesson for your friends and enemies.
A small reminder, a punishment or just for fun  ̶  we send your greetings fast, safe and absolutely anonymous! 

Send Shit

Send Shit  ̶  Get Even!

Give him something to think about, send a nice surprise
You´ve got the reason, we´ve got the weapons: Send shit!
Think of all who picked on you, hurt or conned you, cheated and lied.

Send Shit

Great Revenge Gifts

There has to be revenge to make you happy. Find here great and strong revenge gift for your enemies ... and friends

Pay back with this nice present. This universal gift, loaded with your kindest thoughts fits on all occasions and takes revenge for all misdoings and all injustice in life, but makes your loved ones laugh. 

Shame on your victim, show your contempt ! 
Let your enemies know, what you think of them, send them a lovely gift: A Pile of shit ! But give your friends a friendly taste of their own medicine. 

Greetings, blessings, curses
You may write some brief felicitations to relieve your soul. Most prayers, spells & maledictions accepted.
Make it a short message, unburden your mind, breathe a sigh of relief, a message which will be stuck on your present.
Refrain from hateful comments, insults, and abuse even if it´s hard. Irony is a better, more effective and rewarding solution ...

Candidates  ̶  Anywhere, Anyone ...

Picture yourself all these pests who get on your wick: Unfaithful ex-partners, scheming work mates, neighbours, classmates, unfair teachers and superiors, mobbing colleagues, tricky business partners ... and sometimes even your friends, who disappointed or deceived you. So send shit.
What could be more rewarding than picturing the horrified faces of the recipients, when they get your surprise? So send shit !

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Good reasons  ̶  Manyfold and everywhere ...

Unpleasant encounters are commonplace: At work, in business, at university or school, in your neighborhood, with authorities, etc. The perpetrators should be punished. There are also unpleasant things in the circle of friends. Of course, acquaintances, friends and relatives should also feel your anger when they deserve it. 
Anyone who has overreached, lied to or fooled you should pay. So: Send shit !

Send Shit

Anonymity

We send shit anonymously, without any promotional material, greeting cards with logo or trace of you, the customer.

Dispatch as an "International Goods Package" with a fictitious sender. That´s all.

Daily Shipping Worldwide

Dispatch usually the very same day

You may indicate a distant shipping date (e.g. for a birthday), but we have no control on the actual delivery date. So add about a week in Europe or two for overseas. Britain is part of the first to the great dismay of its indigineous tribes, but likely to need 3 weeks, because the Channel´s so damn crammed. 

Tracking

Packages may be ordered without or with tracking. The tracking number will allow you to trace your lovely shit gift all along its way to the lucky devil. Who´d have thought?

Safe and easy Payment

Transferral, Instant Payment, Creditcard

On ordering we ask for the usual billing data, but only you and the angels know, if they are true. You may order as a guest, which means: You just pay and that´s it.

Amusing Object Lesson for Friends and Enemies

Defend yourself! Here we do not skimp on it !

We will send a generous quantity for you to get your satisfaction. This is why we indicate the volume, because the weight will change with weather conditions.  All presents come directly from the dung heap, with everything that buzzes, crawls and sqirms there.
So you can be sure that all offenses and crimes, whether by enemies, friends or dear relatives, will be atoned for.

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Your Revenge - Friendly or Powerful

Get revenge! Vengeance in beautiful wrappings, small or big !

We will help you with a good selection that covers all needs. Small and humble, imposing or luxurious in pretty packaging up to one liter. What is inside? Well, fine shit, just as it comes from the dung heap, including friendly insects and worms.
They reliably atone for all the sins of your adversaries, including those who are close to you, but need a little lesson, like friends or relatives. 

Send Shit