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Send shit anonymously
Give the bastard some crap
You've got the reason, we've got the ammo: real dung from horse, cow or elephant, lovingly packed, with your message included.
- Your name appears nowhere
- Usually shipped the day you pay
- Worldwide except USA
How it works: revenge gift in three steps
No account needed. You choose, we pack, the rest is pure satisfaction.
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Pick your ammo and message
Choose a tin, type your message. It goes into the parcel as a label.
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Pay, we pack
Fresh from the farm, carefully packed. Shipped within two working days of payment, usually the same day.
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On target
GermanyThe parcel comes to you ready to send, in an outer wrapping. Take it out, add postage, drop it off.
Outside GermanyWe ship directly to the recipient, with a neutral sender.
Real crap, prettily packed
The joke is in the contrast: pretty tin, honest contents. Each with a ribbon, each with real animal dung.
Anonymous, reliable, worldwide
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Real dung from the farm
Horse, cow, elephant. Real crap, no imitation.
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Your name stays out
No logo, no invoice in the parcel. The invoice comes by email.
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Usually shipped the day you pay
At the latest two working days after payment.
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€4 flat-rate shipping
Worldwide except USA. No surprises at checkout.
Our promise: If a parcel gets lost, we send a replacement. We've got plenty of crap.
Frequently asked questions about sending crap
Is this legal?
Yes. Manure is natural fertiliser and therefore perfectly ordinary merchandise. We don't send hate messages or insults, though. Irony hits harder anyway.
Do I stay anonymous?
Yes. There's no stamp, no flyer and no invoice in the parcel; the invoice comes to you by email. Abroad we ship with a neutral sender. In Germany you post the parcel yourself and decide on the sender.
Why does the parcel come to me in Germany?
So you stay in control: you decide when it goes out and which sender is on it. The parcel comes ready to send in an outer wrapping, you just add postage and drop it off. You don't need registered mail.
How long does it take?
We ship within two working days of payment, usually the same day. Within Europe the parcel then takes four to seven days, worldwide seven to fourteen.
Are there customs or other extra costs?
No. Shipping is a flat €4, worldwide except USA. Where a customs declaration is needed, we declare the parcel as a gift worth €3. Neither you nor the recipient pays anything extra.
What if nothing arrives?
That happens very rarely. If a parcel gets lost, we send you a replacement to pass on or credit the amount towards an order within six months. If you ship abroad, you can add tracking for €3.50.
All questions about shipping and payment How you stay anonymous
Enough grudging, time for fertiliser
Pick your tin, write your message, we'll do the rest. Usually shipped the same day you pay.
Plan your revenge now