Gold Ribbon Tin - Top Gift

All those who wish to regale their enemies or friends with a top present may choose this extravagant tin. What could be more rewarding than flinging this biological, sustainable weapon at the numb skulls or these numbskulls? The tin is made of precious tin foil, varnished by hand with bright white enamel and has won many awards worldwide. No child labour! Only adults!
Loving care has been taken to add a golden ribbon bound to a bow. This revenge gift is an artistic masterpiece, pure poesy so to say, containing nearly about one litre or a quart of a gallon of spicey surpise from the country. Free of lactose, but may contain traces of cholera apart from your maledictions or spells, which you could send us for inclusion.
The shock from the stables may be striking, cut all further misdoings and even mean the end of your enemy if stricken by this celestial stroke*. Wouldn´t this be fine? Let justice reign - go ahead ! Send this wonderful tin to make you happy.
Whole Foods in the US as well as Tesco in the UK have been contacted for distribution of our unique organic gifts. Exciting prospects ...