Revenge Shit - Crowned Octagon

The cheapest solution for a very social price, affordable even for students, the poor, anyone on the dole or those skinning flints. Nicely wrapped in a sober, elegant box in the form of an octagon, topped by a litte crown. Pure and simple and a fine fine for lesser misdeeds which happen: A birthday, which had been forgotten, a date, a stupid remark, small offences in everyday life. After all, nothing of importance. A funny gift that will bring joy to those who fling it, as well as to those who are hit by it, of course. The latter will hopefully gain insight into their misconduct, pray for forgiveness - "mea culpa, mea culpa" and the lot, or fall on their knees towards Mekka - and abstain from further misdoings. Maybe they will even ask for pardon. Wouldn´t this be great? As you see: The Octagon is a sweet fine for petty stuff and a good laugh.

May contain squibbely, terrified bugs and beetles on and off, which only want one thing: Get out. No extra charge.
The present is neither strong enough for mothers-in-law though, nor suitable in case of hormonal tribulations and misleads of your partner or other persons of bad character. In those cases the next gift version should be considered.