White Varnished Box with Bow ... and Love

Whoever wishes to spend a bit more should snatch this wonderful white box with a red ribbon. This is also valid for those who fear to be outed as a miser on picking the cheapest gift, the Octagon. Shame on Scrooges! After all you only take you revenge once on your victim.
The contrast between the joyful expectation of the recipient and the down-to-earth greetings from the country will be overwhelming. Your enemy is likely to face a psychological and emotional breakdown. But so what? If that stupid git has deserved it ...
In any case: The smelly gift from our dung heap must be applied lest the misdoings continue. Just picturing yourself the reaction of the scoundrel will already be very rewarding, produce happy hormones on your side and a bad week on that of your victim. Good in case of broken promises, deep deception, heartbreak and so forth ...
May contain traces of Yersinia pestis. No - no clemency: Biological warfare is the answer to unfair treatment and injustice by all these creeps and nuisances around you. Let justice be done !