Send elephant shit anonymously: a hefty dumpling from the pachyderm, sealed in an elegant tin with a bow. For everyone who has earned it.
The elephant dumpling: revenge in XXL
Some offences call for more than a little pile. For those, the elephant has you covered: an imposing dumpling of about three quarters of a litre, packed firmly into an elegant tin with a bow. A gift on the outside, and on the inside a message nobody forgets in a hurry.
If you like, your message travels with it as a sticker: kind, pointed or devastating. The elephant dumpling is already selected below: write your lines, order, done.
Elephant shit: frequently asked questions
Will the recipient know who sent it?
Only if you tell them. Abroad, the dumpling goes straight to the recipient as an international goods shipment with a fictitious sender, without flyers and without an invoice in the parcel. Within Germany we send it to you in an outer box, ready to forward. Anonymity and shipping in detail
How fast is it on its way?
Within two working days of receiving payment, often the same day. Paying online is quickest.
Can I add a message?
Yes, up to 120 characters, as a sticker. Short and dry works best: irony hurts more than any insult.
Can I track it, and where do you ship?
For shipments abroad you can add tracking in the order form. We ship from Germany to almost every country, the UK and the rest of Europe included. The one exception is the USA: US customs rules do not allow it at the moment.