Send poo without leaving a trace: Genuine manure from the muck heap in a pretty box, with your message on a sticker. Anonymous and discreet.
Sending Poop: How it works ...
You pick your gift, write your message, and pay. We fill it with whatever the muck heap offers: Horse or cow manure with bits of straw and a surprised, squibbly housemate. The package ships within two business days of payment — usually the very same day.
The octagonal tin with the little crown is already selected below. If you have more to say, choose the clear box, the white lacquered box, the cowpat in the ladybug container or even the elephant dumpling.
Sending poop anonymously: Who finds out what?
For international orders, it goes directly to the recipient as an international shipment with a fictitious sender.
No promotional flyers, no company name; the invoice is never included in the package. You write whatever message about yourself goes inside.
Gifting shit: The message makes the difference
You can include a message of up to 120 characters on a sticker. A dry, witty remark leaves a longer-lasting impression than any insult, and for friends with a sense of humor, it can even sound conciliatory.
Frequent Questions on Sending Shit
Is it actually legal to send shit?
Yes. It is natural fertilizer—an ordinary commercial product—safely packaged in a tin and a cardboard box.
Will the recipient find out who sent it?
Only if you tell them. There is no mention of us on the outside or inside of the package. Read more about anonymity, shipping, and payment methods.
How long does delivery take?
About a week for other European countries, and up to two weeks for other destinations. You can add shipment tracking to your order for international deliveries.
Find more details in the FAQs. See an overview of all packaging options on the homepage.
Crowned Octagon
The cheapest solution for a very social price, affordable even by students, the poor, or plain misers.
Nicely wrapped in a sober, elegant box in the form of an octagon, topped by a sweet crown.
Pure and simple and a fine fine for lesser misdeeds which may occur:
A birthday, which had been forgotten, a date, a stupid remark, small offences in everyday life.
May contain squibbely, terrified bugs and beetles on and off, which only want one thing: Get out.
No extra charge.