Mushy Cowpat in a Lucky Ladybird

Cow Pat - Revenge Shit in a Lucky Ladybird 

A slurry surprise. This Ladybug smiles innocently, but actually it is stuffed with lovely, pulpy revenge shit. Many customers have expressed a need for something mushy, which would preferably besmirch their victims. A box splattering its content on openening all over their clothes, humilate and put them to shame - yes best explode, set fire on them and send them to hell, where they belong. Well, we did our best ...
Cowpatties contain loads of methane, so if you joined your worst curses to be included in the packet our joint effort may help to make the whole thing blow up. The lucky devil will be furious, if not destroyed, and the generous donor will enjoy a wonderful week and find his or her peace of mind. Howssat?