Send shit anonymously: real muck from a German dung heap in a proper tin, your message on a sticker, and nothing on the parcel that leads back to you.
The shit box, explained
You pick the box, write your message and pay. We fill it with whatever the dung heap provides: horse or cow manure, a little straw and the occasional startled resident. It ships within two working days of payment, usually the same day.
The crowned octagon tin is already selected below. For bigger grievances there is the clear box, the white lacquer box, the cowpat in a ladybird or the elephant dumpling.
Send poop anonymously: who finds out what
Abroad, the parcel goes straight to the recipient as an international goods shipment with a fictitious sender. No flyer, no company name, and the invoice never goes in the parcel. Within Germany we send it to you in an outer box, ready to forward, so you decide when and from where it sets off.
Where we ship
From Germany to almost every country, the UK and the rest of Europe included. The one exception is the USA: US customs rules do not allow it at the moment.
Sending shit: frequently asked questions
Is it legal to send shit?
Yes. It is natural fertiliser, an ordinary commodity, and we pack it securely in a tin and a box.
Can I add a message?
Yes, up to 120 characters travel as a sticker. A dry line stays with people longer than any insult.
How long does delivery take?
To the rest of Europe usually about a week, further afield up to two weeks. You can add tracking in the order form. Anonymity and shipping in detail